You are here...no, seriously.

Transcript of actual conversation overheard in a motel lobby in Dover, New Hampshire:

Photographer: “Can you tell me the best route to Nashua?”

Clerk one: “Nashua? Ah, no.”

Clerk two: “Ah don’t look at me.”

Clerk three: “I’ve heard of it but I don’t know where it is.”

Photographer: “I know where it is, I just want to know the best route. It’s about 90 minutes from here.”

Clerk one: “Ah, I don’t know.”

Photographer: “It’s New Hampshire’s third largest city.”

Clerk one: “Yeah, I don’t know.” Clerk one reaches for a road atlas, photographer considers smacking clerk one with road atlas.

Photographer: “You’re kidding right?” Photographer leaves lobby shaking his head.

Oh dear.